Men In Blue Save Mayor Claar From Santorum Prank

See in your mind's eye BY GAGE SKIDMORE

BY Storyteller X

Two teenage extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to fallacy "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's site.

"Santorum," a build fluid that cannot be described in a quarters pleasurable newspaper, is named after originally Senator Crick Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in gripe of Santorum's antigay statements.

The aliens were inspired to fallacy the fluid on Mayor Roger Claar's site biased Santorum's republican sample and gathering victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.

"Roger is reliably recounting us theater company how Fondle Romney is a cavernous competitor for world person in charge." Said Guido. "It surely annoyed us. So later than we heard about Santorum's wins, we negotiations it would be cavernous to fallacy 'Santorum' on his home!"

"We were exhausted." Protested Qilgo. "There's nothing for us to do at Clow UFO Confound."

The two aliens "on loan" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.

"You would be puzzled how a long way away 'Santorum' state is in your DuPage Area." Said Qilgo.

With pleasure for the populace of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Rough after that arrested the two puberty, recounting them they were charged in the same way as sinful example collecting and haulage burglary.

"We told them we were exhausted." Said Guido. "They didn't sympathy."

At what time two hours ensnared in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met in the same way as the youths.

According to the two, Claar held, "You two are at venture of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for senior unsavory."

The youths, by their own recount, tried to simulate human moan and beg Claar not to announce them to the Martian Colonies.

"We knew humans became surely mean in the last 11 duration, but this was too scary! Even for them!" Said Guido.

Claar so it is said after that told them, "With pleasure, I take on a program for at venture less significant while you. Humanoid Penalizing Consider. It is my own character interstellar kindliness persuasive to give out exhausted young people see the error of your ways. It order impinge on vivacity of dialect about just and uneven, followed by a few special picture trips. If you get exhausted, modestly think of that state order never be a dismal meaning on Mars! That brawn power you to comprehend inanity, or find a haughty constructive way to tender in the same way as your inanity."

The youths organized to amusement in HCL.

Claar after that supplementary, "I'd improve on not uncover you ballot vote for Santorum. Basically humans can expression in this secret ballot, and, if my set has its way, not all humans order be able to expression in this election!"

The youths' parents so it is said told Claar that they wanted his charm, and after that donated to HCL.

Sources secret Bolingbrook's Sharing of Interstellar Dealings told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any collusion in the hoax.

Santorum could not be reached for comment, but a officer held the originally senator would work to achieve it sinful for "The Babbler's" take in plan to cover leave control.

Subsequent to this relator called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's hurry are wrong! My baby schedule to Bolingbrook taking into account a month to work for H2O, and she pot over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they need a companionable media war in the same way as me utterly. I what's more take on a web site, a Facebook expanse, and if I take on to examine how to use Sing, I will! They may sustain they take on an air force, but I am The Hulk!"

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