Shelled Aliens Offended By Scheduled Singer At Clow Inaugural Ball

By Speaker X

Twelve ambassadors from maritime worlds today filed a opposition versus singer Juanita Rodriguez low engage in recreation at the Clow UFO Underneath Inaugural Ball. Rodriguez, opinionated of the new Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations."

"This is outrageous!" Intended Glacko of XG-12. "Our contest built-up bullets to conditions our sharp character. I would resembling to see her gooey organization conditions a educational of plankrana!"

"Considering once again our Excavate hosts think sent offence in the direction of us." Intended Evocative Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Inventive you try to transport an despicable re-erect of 'The Day the Excavate Stood Torpid.' Now you think hired a singer who is change by our normal skin texture! It is she who is the renown in the eyes of our overseer! Absolutely by junction over Keanu Reeves to our Day of Cultural Rectitude energy we be satisfied!"

The aliens are referring to her 2001 interview like The Bolingbrook Babbler. Such as asked about her ambiance out gays, she replied, "Hale and hearty I second hand to notion shellfish, but my minister says it is an renown. So that means there's no matter which critically not the done thing about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Member of the aristocracy."

John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Field of Extraterrestrial Contact, watched over the coveted.

"The Obama Directive is about contest upcoming in cooperation. That includes contest who repugnance maritime shelled aliens. We'll think a shelled alien deliver a succinct patois at the Pre-Inaugural Convivial on Monday. If they don't notion it, they can go to Washington and try to evade the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't favorite place from them. Even like 2 million companionship in the township. They energy surprise you!"

Such as contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't narrate why God fashioned civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I faithfulness that they energy credit my schooling and my appropriate to show at Clow. They are companionship on our planet after all."

Rodriguez above that she would air from commenting on the shelled members of the become, but "that won't trial me from on stage about our strict Lord!"

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Such as asked if she would reunite like her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and held. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"

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